Out of the Mouth Of My Son!

Here is a little Funny for you that Peyton did last week..

Peyton has been picking up some Not so Nice words at day care from the older kids that come after school. Some of you reading this might be appalled and what I am going to say because of some "words" I use.. But I promise, you will see the funny side of it when I am done.

*** Disclaimer** There may be some words in here that might be offensive to others...

Let me set the Scene- Ali and Peyton are watching a movie in his room last weekend, Stephen and I are watching FireProof in the living room, BTW, that is a must see movie for all married couples, anyhoo, I hear Ali telling Peyton," That was not nice, we don't say those words." I think she repeated it several times and then I see her making her way into the living room to tell me just what My son had said..
"Mom, Peyton said, Oh My freakin Balls.." While picking my jaw up off the floor I said, " I will handle it when I hear him say it again." Nothing else said the rest of the night or the next day...

Sunday we are cleaning P's room and he says it! Not once, but 3 times!!! I told him how we don't talk like that, it's not nice and if you say it again there will be consequences.. So an hr later he was punished and He hasn't said it again..

So, Sunday evening- we are snuggling on the couch and he says, I love you, I say I love you too! He says I love you more and I say no, I love you more ( this is our little ritual we have) and he says, I love you T*ts!! Can I just say that I about lost it! From what he had said earlier in the weekend to this, All these things were going through my head like what are these kids saying and OMG I was floored! Stephen asked him if Mommy had some of these and he said Yes, and he said where are they? thinking he would point to my chest, He said In the Garage! We Laughed so hard!!! He was trying to say TENT!!!! I was relieved!! I told him he needed to start using better pronunciation or when he got to school the teachers would wonder what we taught our kids!!!

So I said all that to say this.... He told me the other day that he couldn't hear out of his right ear. He had wanted the Movie in the car to be turned up really loud, it was already very loud! He said he coudln't hear it. Stephen has noticed that he is turning his tv up in his room really loud and he says Huh? and What? a lot. His speech is also very hard to understand at times by me and others. So now I am wondering if these two things, Hearing and his speech are related. We have a Dr. appt tomorrow with his Pediatrician to see if there is an issue with his hearing and address his speech. I will keep you updated!

Gotta Get Back to Work!!!!